Sensitive ears, avoid your eyes.
To: The dimwit standing next to me on the train platform.
Yo! Moron! What the fuck are you trying to prove? Who the fuck do you think you’re kidding standing there holding your goddam Energie-Cardio bag while smoking a fucken cigarette? Are you trying to make believe that you give a shit about your body when you’re willing to pollute YOUR lungs AND mine with your cancer stick? You may as well shove it up your ass. At least that way the smoke you’re blowing will cause some entertaining fireworks.
I’m sure having a “wonderful body” is a great goal… even while you’re all blackened and corrupted inside.
Note: last week I saw another woman doing the same thing right outside the YMCA. I know I should mind my own business but the stupidity factor enrages me…