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Money Green

So I found out this morning that if you write a post-dated cheque and that person or entity cashes it prior to the date, it’s too bad for you. Seriously. I called my rep this morning and told her how freaked I was that the Gov’ment cashed my April 14th cheque on March 15th and got away with it – putting ME into overdraft. I told her I expected the bank to NOT charge me for the overdraft and that’s when she told me that a Bank is not responsible for post-dated cheques and that although something like that can be caught when it’s brought to a teller, it’s mostly automated for corporations/ etc. So, it’s up to YOU to be careful who you give a P.D.C. to. Lovely. She’ll reverse any charge I incur, of course, because she doesn’t want to incur my wrath, but it’s quite a kick in the head.

Bah.

At any rate, since with midnight came payday, the situation’s okay for the next two weeks. I can go buy groceries now 🙂 Strangely enough, I’m all out of Kilkennys…

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dammit…

Can this bloody month end already?!!?

How about this @#$! quarter?? I don’t want to give up on the entire year, but SERIOUSLY, what the frak is WRONG with 2006?!?

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Parking South

Have you seen the news on Isaac Hayes quitting South Park? e-online‘s article “South Park” Chef Loses Voice has the story. A few quick summary points taken from the article:

Isaac Hayes, who has voiced the highly sexed cafeteria employee on the irreverent series since 1997, issued a statement Monday indicating that he has requested to be released from his contract due to what he called the show’s “inappropriate ridicule of religious communities.”

“There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins,” the soul legend said. “Religious beliefs are sacred to people and at all times should be respected and honored. As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices.”

“This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology,” Stone told the Associated Press. “He has no problem–and he’s cashed plenty of checks–with our show making fun of Christians.”

Past episodes of South Park have skewered Catholics, Jews and Mormons, among others. However, according to Stone, he and Parker “never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology.

“He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin,” Stone told the Associated Press.

To all this I say…. . Who cares? Seriously. Stories like this make me shake my head as much as images of Cruise doing monkey jumps on couches.

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Portal Revamp

Okay, so my main portal site has been lagging for quite a while now. This was especially apparent as I slowly revamped the sub sections as each was given its own domain (starting with Comicopia followed afterwards by my Writing site, the Scarlet Rose Productions site, and my Parenting page).

Last night I finally put that old crappy portal to rest and gave it a revamped look. Yes, some content still needs to be modified but that’s a lot easier than finding the time to fiddle with code 🙂 Finally, Savageland.com is worth looking at. And that’s way about time…

Next up is to tweak those convention pages and actually add a few of the older ones…

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Baby Talk

It’s amazing to see how much Kyle’s brain is developing. That big smile of his just adds another dimension of sparkle to his eyes that makes it so easy to love him 🙂 For the last while now, he’s been grabbing my hands when we’re playing on the floor just so he can pull himself up to a standing position. Yeah, he seems ready to GO. And, as Chantale recounted in her lj, Tuesday night when I got home, he decided he wasn’t going to be immobile any more and started crawling around looking very much like SpiderMan. Yes, it sounds silly, but you had to see this little guy simply smacking his hands on the floor and slide/ dragging himself. He isn’t crawling in the “traditional” sense (hands and knees) but is instead slithering around. And yes, it looks like Spidey only horizontal 🙂 Thus, I’ve taken to calling him SpiderBaby since 🙂

Well, yesterday, he decided the standing and the slithering wasn’t enough. Now, he’s calling for his Mother in an almost sing-song voice. “Mama… mama…” and what a sweet and gentle sound it is (at least for now 🙂 ). It is truly unbelievable how little moments like that can melt away all the brain garbage piled up to overflowing and the opression of a north american working existence. Sitting or lying on the floor playing with my son and whatever gets in front of him (shoes, socks, toys, remotes, dog) is quite the laugh and joy therapy. By the time I get to bed, I barely can remember what had been troubling me. It’s such a wonderful feeling…

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Fast Fiction: The First Time

[Fast Fiction: The First Time – March 7, 2006]

Most girls would rather not talk about their First Time. Strangely, they prefer keeping the details to themselves as though everyone else didn’t go through the same shy, clumsy, and sometimes ineffectual routine. I think we have a right to brag.

My fascination with it began with Tony D. The way he kept trying to pin me down on our first date drove me into a frenzy. I wanted to, but wasn’t ready. He called me names when I ran away.

I spent the next few months experimenting. Many guys were willing to let me lead and take my time if it meant they ended the night mauling boob. They never complained. I had saved myself for Tony and only he would get the honor of the full treatment.

When that day finally came, he sneered as we got in the backseat of his car and drooled when I got stripped. I was ravenous and the battle for who got on top was a sweaty, intoxicating, struggle. When the huffing, pounding, and moaning was finally done, I lay slumped over him, sweat dripping off my body. Ecstasy was mine. I was hooked and would never forget my first barehanded strangulation.

[Story (c) Mike Aragona]
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Alive

I realize how long it’s been since I posted. I just don’t feel like talking. For those of you keeping track, you can now vote for the top Canadian Comic Talent of 2005 over at theshusterawards.com – please make sure you read the complete list of nominees AND their works before you click on the VOTE button since that information is not listed on the actual vote. The physical ballot should be in your local comics shops this week as I delivered the packages to Quebecor last Monday (Feb 27th).

by the way, i’m available for any freelance gigs.

Fast Fiction piece coming up next… hide the children.

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