Really have not been sleeping well recently. Heck, last night was more a night of “naps” than true sleep. Lights out at 11pm… eyes open at 2am… eyes open at 4 am… get out of bed at 5:30am… catch 6:42am train… barely read 2 pages of “History of Freemasonry”… pass out until downtown.
bleah.
So, considering where my brain and energy is at, I thought I’d share something a friend of mine sent me a little while back (thanks Mary!). Worth a giggle and there are those out there who know whereof it speaks 😉
DAVID LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 DRAWBACKS TO WORKING IN A CUBICLE
#10 – Being told to “think outside the box” when you’re in a freakin’box all day long.
#9 – Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who’s behind you.
#8 – Cubicle Walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gun fire.
#7 – That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you’ll get a piece of cheese.
#6 – Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
#5 – The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.
#4 – 23 power cords – 1 outlet.
#3 – Prison cells are not only bigger; they also have beds and a bathroom.
#2 – The carpet has been there since 1976 and shows more signs of life than your co-workers.
And the #1 drawback to working in a cubicle is….
#1 – You can’t walk out and slam the door when you quit.
